i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I think I am morally bankrupt
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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