I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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