question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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