His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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