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This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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