Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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