Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Vodka?
Forever.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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