A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
time to smoke my breakfast
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize