Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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