Me. At least after what I've been through.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
