Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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