Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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