What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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