"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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