youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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