I just made out with a guy for $7.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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