I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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