i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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