Got a toothbrush?
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
