i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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