love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I made him laugh his dick is mine
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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