Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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