am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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