i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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