Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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