im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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