Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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