ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
This house was built for laser tag.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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