I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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