His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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