Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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