elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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