No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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