I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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