oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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