Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Randomize
