i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
He is an equal opportunity slut.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
nutella sex= disaster
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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