hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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