it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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