I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Apparently you make a good broom.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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