So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Panties = found
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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