well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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