am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
If I die, sorry about rent.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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