halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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