so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize