Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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