I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
