brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Just puked most of my soul out..
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