I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
We left an ass print on the piano.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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