Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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